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When I grow up….

If I could be anything in life, I’d be a cake baker by day and a burlesque dancer by night.

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Empire state of mind.

Empire state of mind.

Posted 2 years ago

My dog. Who I love regardless of puppy toilet traits :)

Posted 2 years ago

Home (insert descriptive word) Home

So I’m back home now and have been for around a month. I have the most amazing 6 month old baby brother and I just love love love him. I can’t stand being away from him.

I have been accepted onto my university course in York and I have only 7 days before I move away. That has been a stressful time. I think that my university experience deserves a blog all of its own…..watch that space.

I’ve joined weight watchers to shed my unwanted pounds that I have gained since being away from home. I was pleasantly surprised to find that since January 2010 I have only gained a pound in weight! I don’t want to be thin. I want to be comfy. Size fantastic. And don’t have much to do in order to get there.

Other updates in my life…
My dog is being sent away and I am distraught. My mum has had enough of his dog behaviour and for some reason he has regressed to puppy toilet habits. Not a good thing when there’s a baby in the house again.

I miss my Australian life. And Adam. I laughed a lot with him. More than with most other people. Ahhhhhh. Visits need to be organised.

Posted 2 years ago

Wanted. Male with active penis.

So im a single lady, im not just discovering this. The lack of sex and spooning has made it very apparant to me recently that I am VERY single.

Today I was thinking about the next guy or sometimes referred to as unsuspecting victim that I want to be with and during this thinking process I realised that I have the most complex requirement list.

Im not saying that this person has to match every requirement or tick every single box. He doesnt have to have every quality. I think my list is genius for many reasons but the main one is because it allows alot of room for movement…It is very dynamic.

Im a lister. So here is my list. Or at least part of it.

Must enjoy the following;

Whos Line Is It Anyway, trees, being naked, autumn, Star Wars, Dr. Seuss, Blockbuster, ice cream, big butts and he must not lie, taking photos, travel, CAKE :) cheese on toast, the library, music, City and Colour, singing in the car, colours, family, camping, Back To The Future, CAKE :) shopping, sex, tea, dancing, shower sex, scenery, pornographic material, picnics, polkadots, big boobies, fairy lights, spooning, Braveheart, comedy shows, the cinema, CAKE :) Jive Talking….

Must not object to;

Any of the above plus- Greys Anatomy, complaining, me getting lost, trashy tv on occasion, singing in the car, red nail polish, no makeup me..OH! Tacky Christmas Jumpers. I make awesome tacky Christmas jumpers! Dogs.

Bonus points if-

You are a farmer/ inheriting a farm in the future /or wish to own a farm.

You have tattoos?

You have awesome shoes and like wearing those printed jumper type things

You make me laugh :)

You like big butts and you do not lie (the truth will be rewarded)

You have an Irish accent

You can use the English language. No BOIZ need apply.

And this is like just off the top of my head….

No wonder I am single.

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Quality!

Quality!

(Source: valdrein)

Posted 2 years ago
7 days until I am homeward bound :)

7 days until I am homeward bound :)